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Aaron — & — Nipun Work Out.

A two-man tour  ·  New York City  ·  Indefinitely

Red Corner — Aaron Blue Corner — Nipun

The Numbers

Tale of the Tape

Nobody gets to lie on this board. It updates after every bout and tells the truth for as long as the pact holds.

Aaron
Stat
Nipun
6
Sessions Attended
6
3+
Studios Conquered
3+
TBD
Mile Time
TBD
0
Excuses Filed
0
6
Bouts in the Same Hat
0
0
Headband Colors Deployed
4
Numbers posted within 24 hours of each bout, witnessed by the other guy.

The Circuit

The Tour

No fixed card, no barbell liturgy. This is a traveling show — high-intensity classes wherever New York will have us. A bout counts when both men are in the room and a stranger with a headset is yelling.

Jul 11 Crunch — ChelseaDiesel Fought ✓
Jul 15 RumbleBoxing Fought ✓
Jul Undisclosed LocationBis & Tris Fought ✓
Jul Undisclosed LocationAss & Abs Fought ✓
Jul 27 Planet FitnessBack & Shoulders Fought ✓
Aug 5 Planet FitnessShoulders, Back & Lats Fought ✓

New dates added as they’re booked. Promoters, form a line.

The Contract

House Rules

  1. If one man shows, both men show. A text saying "you still coming?" counts as a legally binding summons.
  2. A missed session without 24 hours' notice buys the other man's post-workout meal. No cap on the meal.
  3. Every session gets logged on this site. Unlogged work did not happen.
  4. Both men take the same class. Nobody splits the card.
  5. Personal records are announced loudly, in person, and posted to the Tape within 24 hours.
  6. This agreement renews automatically every Monday and has no termination clause.

Fight Footage

From the Floor

The record so far: six sessions, six appearances each, zero excuses filed.

Aaron and Nipun selfie under purple lights after their first workout together
Session I — Saturday, July 11, 2026. Opening night: the Diesel class at Crunch, Chelsea.
Aaron and Nipun selfie at Rumble boxing studio
Session II — Wednesday, July 15, 2026. Away bout at Rumble.
Aaron and Nipun selfie in pink studio lighting after their bis and tris session
Session III — July 2026. Bis & Tris at an undisclosed location.
Aaron and Nipun selfie under colorful gym lights after the Ass and Abs class
Session IV — July 2026. The Ass & Abs class. Location also undisclosed.
Aaron and Nipun selfie in front of a yellow Planet Fitness wall after back and shoulders
Session V — Monday, July 27, 2026. Back & Shoulders at Planet Fitness.
Aaron and Nipun selfie at the same yellow Planet Fitness wall after shoulders, back and lats
Session VI — Wednesday, August 5, 2026. Shoulders, Back & Lats at Planet Fitness. Same wall, same hat — the commission confirmed it was a different day.

Stewards’ note: Aaron has now worn the same hat to six consecutive bouts. Nipun has answered with a fourth headband color. The commission is monitoring both developments.

Standings

The Scoreboard

Sessions Completed

The bell rang Saturday, July 11, 2026. Six sessions in, nobody has blinked.